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Sid Jain

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05 April

Does your name begin with: S?


For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being
the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
 
SEPTEMBER
*Suave and compromising *Careful, cautious and organized *Likes to point out people's mistakes *Likes to criticize *Quiet but able to talk well *Calm and cool *Kind and sympathetic *Concerned and detailed *Trustworthy, loyal and honest *Does work well *Sensitive *Thinking *Good memory *Clever and knowledgeable *Loves to look for information *Must control oneself when criticizing *Able to motivate oneself *Understanding *Secretive *Loves sports, leisure and traveling *Hardly shows emotions *Tends to bottle up feelings *Choosy especially in relationships *Loves wide things *Systematic.
 
AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.
 
 
>> all this is true (except for da organized part)!! unbelievable....
03 April

The Amulet of Samarkand - A Review

Post Harry Potter there have been many books released with the theme of a young witch/wizard fighting against bad monsters. Some were forgettable, most OK and some quite excellent. This book and the rest of the trilogy are the third kind and I daresay even better than Harry Potter.

 

The book is set in a modern day alternate history setting in which Britain is the supreme empire in the world. The parliament and hence the Empire are controlled by magicians who summon demons to do their bidding. The magicians aren’t particularly special like the ones in HP and don’t cast spells but read incantations in pentacles to summon the demons (traces of black magic here). As there was segregation of blacks and browns and whites during colonial times here too there is segregation between the magicians and Commoners (muggles to HP fanatics). The commoners live in a state of suppression and resort to selling their kids to magicians who train them as their apprentices and future magicians. The demons come in many shapes and sizes types ranging from the scary and powerful afrits and marids to the charming djinns (according to Bartimaeus, more on him later) down to the lesser foliots imps and mites.

 

The real story is about a boy, Nathaniel, sold to the government by his parents at 5, who is trained by a lower level minister-magician. He is extremely sharp and his memory is exceptional. Simon Lovelace, a young (20-odd years old) and ambitious magician publicly humiliates Nathaniel who vows revenge on him. To do this he devours the magic books in his master’s home and quickly hones his skills as a magician. To carry out his plan, he summons Bartimaeus, a 5000 year old irascible and sarcastic djinn who is the life of the whole book and trilogy. His plan is to steal The Amulet of Samarkand, a prized possession of Lovelace, who will stop at nothing to retrieve it. Doing so, Nathaniel quickly puts his own and his adopted family’s lives on high risk and tumbles into a political web so sticky he must use his own and Bartimaeus’ immense skills to foil a plot of magical espionage, murder, blackmail, and revolt.

 

Besides the refreshingly new plot and excellent characterization, the main innovative feature of this book is the use of alternating first-person (I said this, I thought etc.) and normal third-person point-of-views which really adds immense sheen to the package. He expresses himself though footnotes at the end of the page which contain tidbits of information and his opinions on various subjects and on the scene which is currently being enacted in the book. Bartimaeus, in his sarcastic and downright funny thoughts and actions really make the book a must-read for all Harry Potter fans especially and is also awesome for non-fans like me. You’d be doing a great disservice to yourself if you don’t give this a try. 

09 October

The Essay

they wouldnt let me copy my essay!!! so u all will probably get an email later
26 September

siddharth, your flavor is Mellow

 

Like vanilla ice cream or fresh bread, you're an easygoing and friendly person who's a staple to have around — always enjoyable at any time. With your relaxed attitude, you're both reasurring and refreshing, and this makes people around you feel at ease. While others may be fiery and hot-tempered, you always find a way to keep calm, cool, and collected. Your laidback and low-key attitude is what flavors everything you do — from spending a day at the beach to hosting a backyard BBQ to watching movies at home. No matter what you're up to, it's sure to be fun and have a feel-good vibe. Cool!

21 August

Who is the boss?

 
Scientists at the rocket launching station in Thumba, Trivandrum, were in the habit of working for nearly 12 to 18 hours a day. The work pressure and demands of their boss left the 70 scientists frustrated, but everyone remained fiercely loyal to the chief and did not think of quitting.
 

One day, a scientist went to his boss and told him: Sir, I have promised to take my children to the exhibition in our town. So I want to leave at 5:30 pm.


The boss said: OK, you are permitted to leave the office early  today.

Satisfied, the scientist went back to his job and forgot the time. When he glanced at his watch, it was 8:30 p.m. He looked around for his boss, but he wasn't there.

Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having let down his children. By the time he reached home, he was sulking. His wife was sitting in the hall and reading a magazine; there was no sign of the children. He was too frightened and embarrassed to open his mouth.


His wife looked up and asked: Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if  you are hungry.

In broken tones, the man said: If you would like to have coffee, I too will have but where are the kids?

The lady said: You don't know? Your manager came at 5:15 p.m and took the children to the exhibition!
 

Apparently, the boss saw the scientist immersed in work at 5 p.m. and knew he'll not leave on time. So, he decided to take the kids to the exhibition.


Obviously, this was a special boss. Little wonder he could command unflinching loyalty from his staff even though the stress was tremendous.


Guess who was the boss?



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A P J Abdul Kalam

02 July

MY Chappals.

My Slippers. Those pair of ragged, dirty and purply stained chappals are no more. They broke today at the black time of 1:11 pm. Why am I writin about my slippers? Well, they are'nt any ordiniary slips, these are MY FAVOURITE SLIPPERS!!! This pair of rubber has stood beside me for 4 years!! or better still, 4 HOLIS!!
 
These are quite a globetrottin' pair of rubber: they've been evrywhere from Egypt to Dubai to Singapore to KL n domestically from Mumbai to Pune to Goa to Sariska Wildlife Sanctuary  to Agra,Jaipur,Chandigarh, Salem,Bangalore,Chennai - everywhere.
 
OK folks I'm off now to get myself a new pair of slippers which I hope will probably last as long as the last pair did!
 
30 May

Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of The Sith

STAR WARS EPISODE 3: REVENGE OF THE SITH - REVIEW

You knew. From the first scene you knew. You knew that your manical reading of 116 reviews at Rottentomatoes had paid off. The opening space battle and subsequent light saber duel were enough for the price of the ticket. What follows is a whirlwind rollercoaster ride of a movie chock full of CGI special effects , exciting lightsaber duels (easily the best in the series) and more emotion and drama than previously seen in a movie with 'star wars' as the title. The flip side however are the immensely cheesy, unimaginative and very un-funny dialogues and Hayden Christensen's cardboard acting of Anakin Skywalker. He acts better as Darth Vader than Anakin.

The political message is weak and Darth Sidious a.k.a. Senator Palpatine's acting is very good as too is Obi-Wan Kenobi's. But the dialogues. His dialogues are so cliched and cheesy you'd almost puke if you're not a big Star Wars fan like me who would'nt care less. I almost felt like the Dark Side is stronger than the Good. All in all, its the ONLY movie I'd watch at 3 am and thats saying alot.

But the underlying message which, to my suprise, evades everybody stares right in the face throughout the movie!!

No, its not that the dark side is stronger....

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WOMEN ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF EVIL!!!

 
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